Skit

Billboard No. 1 singer is entering
Oh wow, you called the No.1 singers!
Happy birthday, too!
Oh right wow, No.1 on your birthday!
Oh, yes

Guess you don\'t need a birthday gift
This...this doesn\'t make any sense
We should gift ourselves with something
This is the biggest gift!

This is the best gift of my life... what... what just happened...
So the announcement was today? September 1st?
This is a double celebration
They say it\'s Saturday

Oh, I\'m sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I went to bathroom